MEK'S QUOTES

Big Sausage, Big Sausage, coming through, coming through... Big Sausage!

You can quote me on whatever you want baby

Everyone sucks before they get good.

Butt Fungus

Show me your TOES!

Hey streamer! Watch Me Streamer!

Let's not bring this up until I'm like 10k followers

I'm a very cool 34-year-old, actually.

Yo, has that guy got a dick?

Flubber made me cry

I wanna be bluepilled

I got homemade chicken pot pie for valentine's day and all mek got was chlamydia

I slapped the poop right out of 'em!

Did somebody say tentacles?

She just threw her vagina at me!

Oh, he shat, now's my chance!

I don't think I've blinked a lot today

Oh my god, I'm so disrespectful! Heh heh heh heh

Wronghole...?

What a gag reflex!

That's a big ol' nutsack.

You don't ask the toilet questions.

Mom, take this fork! Take this knife! Right in the butt.

Don't pass up a good ass-slash!

I'm not a Chokeologist.

That's a disgusting bean!

Sometimes mommy milkers just aren't strong enough, I guess.

I miss the good old days where I could just eat anything

Suplex City! Population: These Guys

It's making my brain-hole feel really good

Can I flick it back into existence?

Is it a weird time to talk about Taco Bell?

I almost got fucked again

Nothing like an 8:35 banana...!

My eye just sees ligma now

Don't talk to Daddy that way.

If there's anything I've learned in life, its "don't touch weird shit"

Everyone's got one shot to make it blow

The gasm keeps the people coming!

Yo bro! There's a dude coming out of my wall!

I got my pipe for protection and we're goin' in the hole...!

This is a long hole.

Judging from her forearms, it looks like she's taking a Taco Bell shit

Oh my god, he's sucking on that weird monster's groin area!

I solve lots of my problems with caffeine.

He's biting on my nipples! You gotta pay for that, bro!

Don't put poop in your dryer!

We love balls here!

I personally don't enjoy pain.

Fuck balls

At one point, that poop was a steak. That's different now.

I spent some time with God after THAT shit! Big ol' poopie.

You're making the hair on my nipples stand up!

You get F-C-K'd!

That is, conceptually, the greatest kink of all time

We got a little cream break right now!

Pain is pleasure.

Oh my god, he's so chunky...!

I'm so white

All of my muscles are in my butt and all my butt does is fart.

Sir Isaac Newton, you son of a bitch...!

I'm all bricked up...!

Did I hear PP?

Oh my god, tits!

If you go to wipe and you miss, is that self-defecation?

Lets take some dumps, shall we?

Do you like Squirt?

We got a lot of come coming!

Thats an egg coming from a vagina.

Should I get a Gamer Catheter? How is that not a thing?

Uwu, pee!

Feel free to use me however you like to use me.

Yeah, I'm a sociopath.

I wasn't talking about you getting naked! Although...

I keep getting hook-fucked.

I'll probably be shitting a storm by the end of that one.

He's grabbing the nipples almost!

Chat, I love you, but I'm fucking Fall Guy-ing right now.

COCK!

I wanna be in Ryan Reynolds' skin.

Geeks, stop adding quotes!

I like butt plugs.

I like to grip that thing tight.

How did I pull that out of my asshole?

I don't want a poopy cult.

Yo, I'm a god gamer! A god gamer!

It looks like a three-balled dick

Tastes like butthole... like bad, hot-sauce butthole.

I'm gettin' wood...!

Lasagna is an Italian big mac

I'll teach Freya how to moan.

I have the best quotes.

I'm a nice guy

I got so many frickin' quotes, man, I dunno!

How am I not ninja already?

You don't always get to have your poop sucked out by a vacuum

The legs on my hairs are standin’ up

Aw shit, aw shit, aw, poopy! POOPY!

And you ejaculate and then you go to take a piss a few ours later sometimes the hole might be wylin

Not the cummies...!

I love fucking

Son of a bitch, I lost my asshole!

Takin' dumps all left, right and center!

I love a good hentai!

This dog is taking a dump.

One of the options is for me to pee in your mouth!

What is this, "Critique Mek Hour?!"

Sigma balls

If God exists, I think he's AFK a lot.

Oh God, I regret everything.

I'm, like, literal propaganda.

Don't pressure me in to stuff... unless its hard drugs.

Good thing I'm wearing pants...!

I am unhealthy. This is a fact.

I'm a goddamn genius!

Don't go slinging your wang around on stream

It looks so much prettier when it's hoe'd!

I only know how to hoe, that's my problem.

Givemeallyourmoneygivemeallyourmoney!

I'm not lucky, I'm just amazing...!

Don't tell me how to do butt stuff okay?

Hey, stop farting!

Can they even hit me? No, I'm a god gamer!

What's that supposed to mean? Is that a dick thing?

I do have a nice ass.

No! Hands!

1-800-JERKOFF, it works.

I love Metal Gear. cums

I know a thing or two about tampons.

Yeah, I prefer balls.

Bottles belong in the fridge and your mouth.

I'd rather not talk about my ejaculant, to be honest.

Is that a sex thing?

I don't have chlamydia

This is the kind of community where you can laugh about your dead parents.

I don’t give a fuck about other peoples’ opinions

Oh fuck! Big boy!

"I don't trust that butthole in the wall."

You can't just bust and not follow.

Oh my god, I have to take a fuckin' PISS!

It's probably because I didn't drink my piss!

I just don't think, that's all.

I got thighs!

I pledge allegiance to the cum lord

Definitely fuck Thomas the Tank Engine!

I kinda wanna check out this hole!

Teddy, you’re Fuckin’ me!

Pumpkin Spice Hot Cock acquired

It's not nice to call your butt a cave.

I'm thinking of spaghetti and eyeballs and I just wanna hurl.

Were you gonna talk about balls or cum or jizz or somethin'?

Overwatch? More like... Over It!

Everything's a porn.

Guys, look, it's Meatspin!

There's, like, a booger in here, somewhere.

You just takin' shits everywhere?

I'm not a fish fan... so, I'm good.

Daddy is me.

I have terrible memory. That's why I have these glasses on!

Why isn't his eyeball dying?!

"Damn those suckin' suckers!"

Oh, a dead parrot! Nice.

Everything's wet, bruv

I think I might be the funniest person on the internet.

How do it be-ith, this wonderful night-eth?

This is an assless stream!

Do you think I'm wasted, daddy?

Oh no, not contaminated dick!

I'm in a constant state of trying to make myself feel better, alright?

Why does the sensitivity get so nuts on the goo?

Lube me up, daddy!

Oh god, my eyes are still fucking garbage

I might just have to be a terrorist, I might have to give up my job, though

Milk me, milk me daddy...!

I love cocks just as much as the next person

Balls are a versatile utensil

Have you ever peed so hard you poo'd? No, but I've poo'd so hard I peed

I don't even know what hole I'm putting it in!

Oh, you baby...! You son of a baby!

I'm glad I make somebody's balls happy

I like the size of my ass. I have a nice lovely ass.

I had a bloody sack once

I am the creature that lurks in the hole

I'm pretty good at saying stupid things

That's what they call my butthole. The Mek Abyss.

Babies! Shoot the babies!

this lucio is sucking my dick. and...not well

Y'all know, I'm a poop-sharer.

You will be sucked, you will be sucked!

I'd rather stream for five more hours than cut my balls off

71 inch Eel? That's what they called ME in college...

Anyone want a piss popsicle?

I'm gettin' tongued! I'm gettin' tongued hard...!

Birds aren't normal

Ask me anything about bidets. I know the answers.

Oh my god, you're so hairy...!

I'm sticky! I'm stickyyyy! Ahhh I'm gonna die!

I don't like this gun. This gun's kinda cringy

40 minutes ago, I squirted myself in the butt with water.

Are we talking about pills or poop?

Don’t let anyone poop on you, non consensually

Jesus! There's just so much anime.

I want a stuffed animal that's alive! I want a stuffed animal friend.

I should start working out... I'm just kidding.

Yeah I'm fartin' over here...!

Oh my god, Cthulhu, you fuck!

Suck my dick, taxes.

I dunno what all this cum is.

Knocked the poop right out of 'em!

Okay... but where's the sexy robots?

I'd be Jedi, I'm a good boy.

Secret Tunnel. That's what they call my butt.

She doesn't wanna wear your stupid cardigan!

I'm getting fucked so bad, I gotta get a test.

I get the sweatiest ears.

You, like, nut and then you cry - you're like, "I just killed someone's grandmother...!

Its not even a dog, its just tentacles!

Do you like it floppy and gross?

I don't like it flopping around in my mouth.

I like to see Leon's ass while I play.

He was a baddy and not a zaddy!

I like to experiment and try new things

Oh my god, why am I just not shooting these people?

Open your balls!

Oh my sweet fucking Christ on a cracker!

I can eat boneless wings with a fork

I'd let a ghost take care of me... in... ways...

I don't wanna jerk off to a ghost, I want a ghost to jerk me off.

Sub-sub-submissive! Nice.

Like, I am supposed to stop doing meth?!

I'm just a disappointment, in general. That's what the problem is.

Freya is the cutest dude I know.

I'm so sweaty, my glasses are falling off my head.

Oh my god, my nipples are so hard right now [Fortnite]

Don't talk about mommy.

I wanna worm on my tongue.

Ahhhh, I'm getting boatfucked!

I'm not lookin' to fix a man.

No offense to anyone with PTSD but I ain't looking for any baggage.

Elegant hotdog? That's the name of my dick.

I'm gonna beat this game the hardest I've ever beaten anything.

I know people eat... like, cow testicles, right?

Gettin' all bricked-up looking at these shoulders over here.

Fuck kids.

Fuck you, Dave! Fuck you, Dave!

Yeah, I'm really good at anal, so I got 'em good.

I'm doin' fuckin' terrible, thanks for askin'!

It's harder than you think.

Look at me! I'm an egg!

Can you not handle a little bit of piss-talk?

I am a self-proclaimed not-butthead

What are you gonna do without your butthole?

Are you honeydickin' me right now?!

I feel like we're talking about boobies.

Sir! Would ya fuck off?!

Suck my dick, game.

What if I just don't wear pants?

Shall we get naked again?

“sorry for just showing my armpit.”

We're not here for context, we're here for good times.

What kind of cringelord plays this game?

Ooooo we love a good inhaler.

I'm a man I forget things

Most of my dreams are about tentacle monsters.

My life is a poop game.

I'd think you'd come and you would love it.

I think I'm gonna stay naked.

That's not my dong, don't worry.

Are you dicking my hole right now?

Where did he go? I wanted to hump him some more!

Penis is pog.

Aw, this is the bullshit hole! Stupid bullshit hole.

My superpower is piss.

Whoa! I almost got cummed on again.

Someone get tits on the phone.

I gotta fill these boys up. Lemme fill them up!

Are you gonna open my butthole?

This game's making me fuckin' itchy.

I'm gonna eat the bear's ass.

What kind of piss do you make?

I like nipples though. They feel nice.

Listen, if my nipple's itchy, I'm gonna itch my nipple.

He shoots it backwards at his own penis!?

I do like a good suck.

Sometimes I smell like a baby.

Look into your mother's eyes while breastfeeding and pissing.

Guys I'm so stupid

Let's go, dick's gone!

This place is bop central.

What is all this neon yellow jizz?

I basically have chlamydia now. You watched me get chlamydia live on stream.

Who doesn't like some boob?

guys clipped my boner?!"

"You guys clipped my boner?!"

think I just drowned in piss" - Mek

"I think I just drowned in piss"

Can we talk about Willem Dafoe's dick again?

Aw yeah, bait my meat.

Unfortunately, that got covered by the foreskin.

Throw all your old car batteries in the ocean.

Whoa, dude! There's... shit...!

Oh my god, I'm cutting her tits up!

I don't like anything more in life than a bricked-up Psy.

I love when people announce that they're gonna go take a dump.

Where's all the boobies?

Oh fuck, he's in the hole with me.

Buttplugs are pog.

Every time, I'm gonna take the butthole.

So you just want ground-dick-pasta for the rest of your life?

Kangaroo dick will probably fight ya back, even after its been chopped off.

I just wish that pickle would fly into my mouth.

AI doesn't know how to make a cheese-person.

Erm... thats a weird dick.

Ever try futa?

Dude, you punched the fuck out of that dog!

Its just me, I'm the porn

What’s up Jim, you fuckin loser?

We don't like a limp boi.

I am having too many things up there on my thing.

Let me live my life on mushrooms.

I wanna stab grandpa

Yeah, I'm interesting.

Am I about to be 55 inches?

I just like lube.

Yo, is this a piss stream?

Get fucked, fucker!

Oh I love some good roasted nuts.

Okay, we gotta stop talking about penises

I'm John Wick, bitch!

You're giving me a stroke, you're giving me a stroke right now.

I think giraffe cocks are a myth.

I don't know if this character is daddy, but I am daddy.

Yum. Energy.

You don't want mason jars of urine?

"Guys I got a mental problem"

If someone donates me four dollars right now, I'll... I won't refund it.

Ooh vibrator!

This dead body has got QUITE the butt.

I think cum is zero calories.

Cyclops is a loser square

"Is it against TOS to eat a condom on stream like it's gum"

Welcome to Jurrasic Park, motherfucker!

You can grapefruit me

mean I’ve beated it

I mean I've beated it.

I have actually enjoyed playing DBD before

My guy looks character!

Why was that guy so hard?

Sometimes you gotta go down to get up.

God I am so high.

"oh God I'm So high"

I didn't know I had this much fluid in me

only true way to defeat your fears and failures, is to accept them" Bennet Foddy

We meet again, Karl Marx, we meet again.

Do me, not meth

I piss in the water like 99% of the time

that’s hard to do on the throat

Listen, I love a good twink.

Die in a fire! Die in a whale explosion!

It's only gay if your balls touch.

Look at these cocks!

Goddammit Germany!

Ow! I just got tongued.

Drink, daddy, drink!

I imagine he's probably got an impressive johnson.

I was talking about HasanAbi's dick

I wanna get stabbed by a thick Italian.

He's getting harder!

only get me off 5 perfect of the time.

I feel like I could put my hands in there and mess things up.

Keep that milk in your tum.

Yolo is a scientific term.

Owie!

Welcome in, jizz!

why did he get so hard all of a sudden?

Can you hit your sister please-- uh, your daughter?

"Who here gets in online arguments on Reddit or Facebook?"

Okay, we're getting pretty deep into ball territory.

Now you're just as weak as me!

What the fuck dude, he got big!

I'm doing a piss tally.

I'm actually not a very smart person.

OH noo, oh no, oh no no no no no no no!

Oh god, ah, daddy!

Oh yeah give me that frozen yogi.

I got sucked alot tonight.

I got sucked off by alot of aliens.

Fill him up, fill this man with fluid.

Lets crank it!

Where's the body go?

Where'd the body go?

I don't think the nipples are that good in this game.

Imagine being 15 years old

Electrocutions are fake news

These keys are way stickier.

I've had like...food.

Stop reading chat, Mek!

I'm scared I'm gonna get stuck in the shaft.

That did some things to my rectum

Is this just a huge cock ass on my screen?

I'm gonna take some pills live on stream, that okay?

Don't take pills you found on the floor at Wal-Mart, okay?

I am... a man.

Bustin' makes me feel good.

Oh yeah it tastes like I'm licking the taint of a sour patch.... candy.

The only thing I gatekeep is my own dick.

Smoking is badass

Can we get a quote that says, "smoking is not badass"?

Let's lay some pipe on these boxes

I mean… piss is definitely wet.

I got my DP fix.

Zachilles is basically playing with me

Dickshot! Dickshot! Dickshot! Dickshot!

Buttshot buttshot buttshot buttshot!

I'll suck on a big fat pickle

She was a good mom. She taught me how to swallow and never spit out.

I'm a swallower, not a spitter.

Beards are like make-up.

Big balls incoming

Be a little subtle, don't just whip it out.

I would've let you taze me.

not against eating a human being, as long as it's consensual."

This is the field of view that daddy ordered.

I saw a dog. That was pretty cool.

I know that we're kind of a gross community of cum guzzlers.

I think I'm into foreheads.

We can't be getting bogged down by the dick.

Are we talking about dicks or are we talking about Pokemon?

You’re a weird duck!

The fart always comes.

Electric fly swatter... Those are funny. I have used one of those before, on my hand.

Short noodles matter.

Luckily, pasta doesn't have feelings.

Bill Nye is the reason I don't believe in Jesus.

If I hold it, make it LARGE.

Sure you can give me tip if you want.

Why is this guy so hard?

He showed me his cock and I died!

Maybe that's my problem, I'm not showing enough dick!

C'mon don't be cringe!

That's what you get for stealing content? Eh fuck it.

Hey body, can you stop producing blood please?

I'm getting sucked right off.

This game is literally gonna turn me into an alcoholic.

The only suckage is me apparently.

You're right, I am a badass.

Pissing the dick off

Fuck me! My hands are too lotiony now!

I'm basically a raisin.

Let's get a little more lube in here.

That is the creamiest of the crop right there.

Uh oh, it fucking exploded on me.

Get creamy, daddy!

I'm a misinformation spreader.

I don't like soap.

I just don't like it in my mouth.

I'm attractive to dogs.

BK! Bonkey Kong!

You heard it here first everybody, I'm a throat goat.

I'm the throat goat, baby.

We're all receiving right now, receiving the bounty of the fluids.

I'll waft a toot toward me if I think they had a good meal.

this is the best way to murder a pin full of dogs.

I say a lot of dumb shit

I got big hands, and a small mouth.

Suck me up entity! Suck me good!

I don’t wanna hear granny orgasm.

Can someone tell me where the fish is at? I wanna fight the fish.

I need story now. I can't rock it to something if it doesn't have story.

I hope you enjoy fighting.

No I did not beat it.

You have a great head.

I'm jealous of that head.

I'm gonna light this kid on fire!

Yeah! Stab that kid!

I like twin snakes butt.

Cock cock! Cock cock! Cock cock, cock cock cock!

I lost my virginity in Baulder's Gate today!

I'm a groomer and sometimes I don't groom well.

Listen, I wanna be clear. Rogue does not turn you into a serial killer.

We like to read, only 50 shades of Grey, though.

Am I having a stroke? Am I having a stroke stream?

I can edge for a long time. I'm an edge lord.

He looks like if Richard Gere got stung by a flock of bees.

OH my God, hes eating my dick!

Its not fun killing things if they don't put up a fight

I'm just gonna say it. Eating cum ain't that bad.

C'mon Granny, I wanna blast ya.

I'm a slut for sauces.

We love a good buttplug.

"it doesn't get sucked it gets blown"

we’re going deep baby. We’re going down down Kreygasm

Scratch your throat with a pipe cleaner, I do that sometimes.

Gimme boner.

I just like that it's bigger, that's soo cool.

Baseball kind of sucks anyway.

I do like a good succ.

I like how big she is, I like a big queen.

That tail makes me wanna stick a golfball in my butt! A spiked one!

That scared the cajungas out of me.

Try to get off, then come get me.

I'm trying to have you right now.

I'm coming, I got a big load.

Speak over me, daddy.

Look at the way she just holds your neck. I can learn a thing or two from Xenomorph.

I am Jesus.

I've got a little bit of protrusions, I've got a veiny head.

I don't think I want my parents to be alive and well...!

Why wouldn't human flesh taste good?

Look, I love breasts. But I don't like them when they are on people.

I wanna lick up some clam cum, so hard. Clamato!

I got a grundle! Niiiiiice grundle.

MineAUUGHH

Ohhh COCK!

I'd prefer if you don't do meth

now I'm all over granny

inside of him" mekynism

I could've impregnated him

i'm inside of him

Prepare to dock, we're docking!

Jackpot backend? Don't mind if i do.

Oh fuck, I forgot about my pickle!

its not for cum! my eyes get teary sometimes when im in a hardcore gaming session!

Grandpa's trying to fuck me with a crowbar.

I want a nice package..deal.

Do you think I can tase the kid?

Hell yeah, I'll take your ooze.

I got his by some big ol' balls. The ol' ball smack!

I'm a flat earther.

I like my wings like I like my earth, flat.

I'm so quoteable.

One of us has to get off.

Just put me in a pod with goo.

"Should i be flossing my dick?"

Why can't this this game be like DBD

I don't ever want to hear the phrase 'Slurmy wormies of DNA' unless its from my mouth

Suck me, suck me, suck me, suck me. Blow me, blow me, blow me..... FUCK ME!

He edged me…edged me so hard

Add permitted term 'Fuck them hoes'

I'm gonna give you a pro-tip. Make friends.

rub it in nice and smooth…

I’m lookin’ to get sucked

Get me in that hole!

I'm inside the whale?

You're giving me the clap? You can get that twice?

How many people do I gotta suck?

Fleur honestly, you have great farts.

I'm so fucking my brain right now.

Zambuca. It just made my nipples hard.

I want granny running at me with her flapjack titties out

I like feet now by the way.

My meat doesn’t go bad for at least 80 years

I want the greasey guy.

I want that shark in my butthole.

Okay, she's hot.

I've thought about making a cult before, I think that'd be cool

"waah! stab him in the dick"

Why does Sambuca make my nipples so hard?!

What about zaddylicious secret mek juice? Oh you mean Mekkies milk milk?

Isn't the word 'cunt' bad?

Bring all the cunts back.

I have a thiccc ass.

Lying through your teeth? It's better than lying through your asshole.

Oh not cumlord, CALMlord

Cheese thank you for the 100 bits and the caulk.

OH, I see we're talking about the "cunt word."

What else am I gonna have in the background of my stream besides cocks?

Alright have fun masturbating.

I'll say it! I'll say clit!

I don't really do the weed, I do the do.

He's fucking killing me with his goddamn feet!

Some people run that thing raw.

For the love of all that is holy...have you beat it?!

I should get the big one

Oh my god, my nipples are so hard!

I'm so happy for you, I could nut.

Alright everyone should be joining in

If the devil existed, Fireball would be their ejaculate

Spread it and you'll get it back ten fold!

I could do it in 60 seconds. That's all I need

I don't agree with free speech.

Don't keep me humble! Jerk me off!

When are you guys gonna start sending me farts? So I can add them to my fart collection.

I'm showing! I'm SHOWING!

It looks like I have a glass full of cum, but it's actually iced.

You little glizzy guzzler.

Diapers? I might need those later.

You guys do whatever you want.

Don't squirt.

Carrot...why don't you go get stuck in a dryer. ....i'll be right there

I like a bone inside.

I'm not talking about bones though.

Winners don’t do drugs

Fleur, Kaabii I love your relationship.

I love stuffing and I love to BE stuffed

Gottem right in the nutters.

I have a better question... can I throw something at her?

AK-47, creep!

Let’s go, I’m gonna have sex!

Get bigger.

Let people have raging ragers!

I felt that scare right in my taint…!

Well I've never been compliment about my piss. I gave someone a golden shower once and they didn't say nothing.

I'm not worried about you guys, I'll just bring a gun.

I got a strip club here, come visit this area!

He’s sucking my asshole!!!

fuck your algebra, fucker!

I'm being fucked by a flesh pterodactyl!

Ahh, he's sucking my dick. Stomp him!

I like how I'm just blastin' these kids.

I don't even know how to fucking read!

This game's got a lotta suckin'.

We love the gooch.

Milf milk, my favorite.

I don't care if I'm getting some kind of doggy disease

I've never eaten poop. Have I gotten poop particles on my face? Yeah, probably.

I might be the most interesting person on the planet. I just might be.

Humans also lick fartboxes but I still let them lick my face afterwards.

Man, games are fuckin' stupid man.

As a kid I used to put my tongue on batteries all the time

I want to know what it's like to get tased

Toss my salad.

Carpe deez nuts

Listen, you can't stop love.

I don't wanna play no games with it, I just wanna put it in

No-one's shitting on your pizza, Cheese

I can't do it, I can't get the whole thing in...

I'm not a BDSMer.

I'm not saying it tastes like China. I'm saying it tastes like rat poison

Guys look at this, I can hump the ground! This game is a ten out of ten.

Rabies really isn't a thing anymore, right?

In order to blow, you must suck.

I'll try almost anything once.

I'm a dreamy guy.

Stinkyy!! Stinky uwu, stinky farts!

I'm not a feet guy, but...

We don't deal with uggos.

Go blast dick I guess

I am fucking her up! She sexy though

I have fought against the odds & the odds sucked my weiner

Why does this guy have so many hotdogs?

Don’t double…

I had to have gotten more blind.

Oh my god, it goes so deep...!

Watch this I’m gonna suck his soul right out

This game makes me feel raw!

Sometimes I run the stream like a cum dumpster swear jar.

I need to see Michael Myers' dick.

Our life in this economy is a boss fight.

You don't have to be perfect at everything.

I'm raw dogging over here!

Live ma.

I mean if you love it, spend money on it

I saw someone’s little head!

I'd rather get pissed on too I think.

If someone wanted to piss on me, I'd let them.

I do love you. Cocksucker...COCKSUCKER!!!!!

I would fuck Wesker so good

I'm a stain man.

You're inside of my vagina right now. You're getting my vagina healing juices.

Aaaaaaa! I'm getting glurpymommed!

If you dont fart, you're.... ARGH!

I'm gonna guzzle some slurmy wormies.

Bhvr, you can fuck off.

The only thing I’m retiring is the big dookie I took earlier.

I get a little bit excited, because I start thinking of Vale.

Apparently I was an asshole killer.

You joined when I was lookin at dicks.

I cannot wear jeans without spandex in them. I don't know if it's because my thighs are so goddamn thicc or what.

Yeah I'm precummin'.

got the leakiest goddamn eyes - Mek

It’s only programmed to me because y’know, I’m the main character

Oh Ho Ho….You wanna go deeper Alan?

Kaabii, I see you dead there.

I know I'm not normal

Is it making anyone else's lips dry, or is it just me?

This game makes me realize I'm dead inside.

Gospel Blast? That's what I call my dick.

Is it a condom?

I'm scared to ask for sex again

I just lit myself on fire

Oh it's very moist, I can taste myself in here.

OH my God I'm so wet! God I'm so moist!

Daddy, what's wrong with your face?

That's alot of cum though...

I’m sucking and not in a good way.

I wanna get that slurp.

I'm a Firepisser, twisted Firepisser.

Why ain't I getting dicked down by Weskdaddy?

I like licking the cream out of em.

I love dildos.

I have long nipples.

I ain't drinking piss today... that's another day.

Remember when grandpa blasted grandma?

You're on crack. You're crazy!

See you soon, grandpa!

I made a mistak! I smelled it!

We like a good butthole.

my nipples look like Milk Duds

OH, foot buddies!

I do like shoving things in a hole.

I wanna suck these nuts dry.

That's gonna be some wild oral

I'm gettin' bricked up over here

Why do I have to piss so much? Holy fuck!

Do I have an infection?

Oooh sleeping pills! Gobble gobble.

OH yeah butthole pleasure.

Responsibilities... they're not for me

I'll F up that bread

I'm daddy

Guys I'm the best at this game.

I wish the world would do a good kind of suck.

We're the best.

Fix the grandfather cock!

I skeet skeet skeet skeet.

She's my sister...? we almost fucked!

I was just trying to do nasties with her.

Why am I so short?

I'd rather play resident evil six.

Yo I wanna shoot that kid.

That's probably the hardest one I've ever had.

I don't got a crunchy wenis. My wenis is nice.

Blink 182? Gross.

I just like meat.

I watched more scooby-doo porn than I did actual scooby-doo.

Gotta keep your eyes on the holes.

Don't disrespect the poutine

I can't dock, I don't have the ability

I haven't pissed at all or shat

Am I drug dependent?

Is there a fast way I can get the father to come?

I can't even imagine trying to pass that through my pisshole.

Ya like cum! Cheers to cum everybody.

If I go to prison, it's Cheese's fault.

I haven't looked at diapers for a while

I want a piss drinking suit

I wanna crank it so bad right now.

What the fuck why am I giving myself to him?

I don't understand most things though. Whatever

We've made grave errors here

I do get a lot of wood

I thought about going into hard-core drugs but I decided against it.

this is a large hole for my large bone

Get yourself turkey-drunk.

Hit the kid

I'm step-stuck, step stinksibling!

Yeah you can be a serial killer if you want to.

Daddy's on fire.

What's the big deal if I burn my penis tongue?

I got some hard wood

I'm not a grind kinda guy, you know?

I'm a very cool 35-year-old, actually

Everyone should like butts

I'm a lizard, I don't drink water!

I don't not have any tattoos. My body is a temple. Jesus Christ would not like that of me.

when you’re here, cap’n, you walk in on a LOT of things.

I don’t think you understand, I have a lot of control over my butthole.

I'm about to missionary all these people

It's Sock O'Clock!

I'm big somewhere...

I'm beating it

can we go inside the creature?

do you think we’re gonna have to come out of his butt?

I need to pour that goo all over my face.

This box just came everywhere.

I'm a gooey guy. I'm just gooey.

I've always wanted to kill Peter Griffin.

I'm gonna goo up.

Oh we're gonna goo 'em.

I didn't hear what she said, I'm eating popcorn.

I got so many weird boners going on right now.

Keep glazing.

I want macaroni and cheese.

The glazing is good tonight.

Strangle me. Grab my throat.

He's volunerable to blow jobs.

Listen I got that Robo ass, got a robocake

I've had some nice solid shits lately.

I'd donate my testicles. Both of them. I don't need them

I do like the slurmy wormies.

I'd let Wesker fold me up.

Ada is the kind of girl that would go into your wallet and poke holes into your condom.

Don't call me a bottom, but I'm kind of a taker y'know?

I'm not gonna lie, I'm pretty good at this okay.

Click it or Ticket Paul Walker!

I also love you popping in on me.

It makes my poop weird.

Nevermind! I got a banana!

I don't want people to shoot at me, I want them to shoot at you.

It’s looking a little sriracha up in here.

I'm bricked up! Maximum brickage! If I was any more bricked up, I'd have to see a doctor.

I need more wood.

I'm exposing myself over here!

I'm an icon and some people don't know me.

I always accidentally hit the porn button!

Pizza bone? It looks like dookie!

Let me fill you up for the next four hours.

Guys I'm dying over here! I might not need a shotgun...!

I'd fuck Hasan

Y'all making me feel good in my loins.

I’d rather eat a rat while jerking it in church then play Minecraft

This game makes me wanna stab myself in the genitals.

I'm a normal guy. I'm a normal man.

People do love to fluff Kojima.

Don't put too much up there.

Thats what I'm trying to do right now, I'm trying to see her in her underwear.

I forgot you had a pickle-thing.

I think she was talking about her vagina.

I got cranberry juice too, everybody.

I got a very healthy cock...I mean like urethra. Urethra Franklin

Kids... smoke cigarettes

I like this shot right here where you can see his penis.

We like an erect world, we want our world erect!

You can put me down.

I wanna get grabbed by the throat again.

Cheese is right.

I think I have a medium sized tongue.

She just circumcised her arm!

She got the deggs!

We don't need a knife to rizz.

Look at me, don't I look cute?

If anyone doesn't know who Mak is he's a real life bestie. He's a fucker though...

Its not sharting if you're under the age of 4.

I'm a lubey man. You don't know what it's like.

I'm not wasting paper towels for this.

Its so greased up, I can't get it out!

Why's it so thick? It's so jammed up.

That's all in there and stiff and good.

Aliens suck? I mean, I hope!

my arteries are starting to fail

We can fill this bad boy.

Like, I wanna shit my pants, ya know?

I wish I didn't love meat so much.

Yeah I wish I didn't love man meat so much.

I don't know how to fit piss into that

Imma fuck that foot

if I was an actor, I'd be taking so many steroids

That got me right bricked up!

You want fuck me?! You wanna fuck me?! What the hell is happening right now? I'm fucking John Wicking the fuck out of these guys.

I don’t trust this Goldeneye-looking motherfucker

I got beat up by Cum Sandwich

What the hell is going on here, is that Bush?!?!

I've looked up my fair share of vampire porn.

I'm a sanitiser hoe

I'd let Carrot kick my ass because I just want my ass kicked.

What the fuck? He's eating the sugar cookies? Permission to murder.

I would like stinky, please.

13 minutes is all I need to please you.

If you wanna live a long life, don't become a wrestler

I like hot dogs.

I don't care if people think I'm sexually attracted to cats

My corpse is here!

I'm dripping with pre

"Can't fuck with me butt bucko!"

I'm blowin' up all my friends!

Let's undock. ;)

Eating ass gets you into heaven.

Have fun boning trauma boy.

We all have a cooldown.

Dredge me daddy.

Let's sin!

Some people don't deserve goodness.

Where from my body do you want it?

I thought you were asking for butt cheeks.

Get in my hole

What kind of crackhead am I?

don’t ever undock too quickly or you might hurt yourself

Get the heck out of here, we’re getting Cthulhu’d!

Ball lives matter, too

We need ball physics in games.

Why can't my crotch bounce?

I'm fisting this sheep!

This cat is pissing me off. I wanna freakin' punch him

Can I beat the shit out of a Pokemon with a torch?

I'm beating this bird up for no fuckin' reason!

This fricking lamb is eating my butthole

I wanna beat it off stream.

Is it that cold outside cheese? stay cold.

Alright, lets undock!

I have the most crabs.

I've never seen dolphins before.

oh buttholes! buttholes!

I like porn lore.

I'm old now. I watch porn for the story I don't even care about the acts.

Smurfing is bad. Don't Smurf!

So, who wants to play with me?

Christmas is over, motherfuckers!

I am the lord. Your lord and savior, amen.

Look at me, I'm Solid Daddy!

I like sitting on things.

My balls aren't droopy enough.

Jizz on me Wailord! Get me jizzed up!

Kaitsu I'm coming

I'd fuck him off

I felt weird saying "I'll give it to you" so I didn't say it but now I did say it.

I’ll suck off some Cranberries for some Cranberry Juice

Get a lobotomy.

I never said to get your buttcheeks pierced okay?

I just ate a buncha mushrooms on stream

I think the mushrooms broke my brain

Should I send him bees for fun?

Are we fucking?

Fuck this goddamn prelude.

Yeah I'm gonna pre.

Fortnite needs more bulges, in saying it now.

Glaze me!

oh we get to shoot dogs now, this is great

I think you’re right to have my stream muted

Wario's fucking sexy.

You'll get VIP access later. ;)

We're gonna do discord goon seshes.

I've seen God.

Get gooned!

Get your goon on, everybody get your goon on.

I don't wanna be known as the grundlegripper.

I wouldn't try to overrule a doctor! I'm just a man.

Gimme that worm dick yo!

I can't see fucking dick

This makes me wanna stab myself in the weiner.

I’m just a dirty Kojima slut.

Clip me, daddy!

Get out of my friend.

"I ain't using anal beads from some uggo"

All those cigarettes I just smoked for nothing!

Did you know that smoking cigarettes gives you life?

I'm farted! I'm farting!

I'm a bus that can't be stopped

Put it on my lips!

We're blow bros!

Geeks, don’t squirt me!

the game is getting on my titties

I'm collecting babies!

Empty receptacle? I can put piss in that!

I like myself a big lady

Fuck you and your owls!

Time for maximum gooning.

I like to gag sometimes.

The world is spreading its cheeks and I can see it for what it really is.

I'm a thick gulper

I don’t wanna be sitting in my own poop

Call me DaddyDamage!

those balls do so much damage!

Socks make you tired.

Put that lung back in ya.

I love toes.

I've gotten so good at doing the dishes.

Don't forget to Goon your pals. Your pals need gooning too.

I'm coming around on feet

You really Sandra Bullock'd me.

Respect steak and blowjob day.

You can't recreate the beauty of Granny, its impossible!

I like the sound of getting slapped.

People shouldn't smile. People are creepy. Don't smile.

This is gonna spice up my butthole

I feel like beef.

This guy's insane! He's sicko mode!

Lets go take a look at Tit Milk Man.

Maybe its important to watch how someone undresses

What kind of discharge?

Get stoned A.F. brother!

That's a good boy.

Can you imagine if you had to check people's buttholes in this game?

I can handle quite a bit of load

Dammit, my back door's open.

I want the dollar store dildo set.

I don't make the rules.

Oh yeah get me worked up, ultra brickage!

We’re DP advocates in here, actually

Take some of my jizz, car

Listen, I've never said anything sus.

I have cheese throat.

I got cucked by the door

It was a little... it was a chode!

60 seconds eh?

I’ll down a diarrhea milkshake before pulling out my finger nails, are you kidding me?

I shit all the time, personally.

It gave my butt jiggle physics I didn't think existed

I like a little bit of cock and ball torture, but let's not get carried away

That was the fastest that I've ever been pooped on.

Is this the guy that pisses on me?

I want to try and make the president do a backflip.

Is there an STD that makes your private parts grow?

I'm down for a no-symptom STI

Get your gyrate on.

I'm looking for some milk right now. Has anybody got any milk?

Oh, those are homeless pants.

I wish I talked like an English person.

It would be cool if you could put people in a room with a tiger

Slow down, you're gonna make me cum.

My butthole got so TIGHT.

Do the old grip and sniff, my favorite!

This guy’s about to be turned into asbestos

My butt is a snack.

This is the day the Devil finishes inside me.

Farts are hard

I’ve pissed in plenty of sinks in my lifetime.

Can I change the size of my butt?

Am I not white...?

It looks like i just fell out of a cum dumpster

I couldn't get this guy white enough.

Urgh, gross! I just flashed my wound!

here’s a hot tip: jump off of something

I also...would prefer...the piss....

It is sloppy wet.

Hold on I gotta suck this one real good.

I've never ate a condom before, I'm proud to say.

That's the sex number.

Holy shit, that one was right in my biscuits.

teach me how to dock

All my commands have no spaces.

Thanks cock for making me the man I am today.

That's how you get bugs.

We're definitely fucking the tentacles

Stick a fork in it.

I miss the smell of socks, feet, body odor. Bad body odor.

I don't like being ugly.

These rocks are discharging

Yeah, I'm pretty smart.

My tatas are coming out.

Okay I did it, I killed everybody

What's John Cena's name

Maybe I just gotta play with my chest out like this.

I've only ever known my one penis.

My butt hurts. Why does my butt hurt so bad?

Show me the tip

I'm not a very knowledgable person.

He’s never fucked with a 20 Dexterity Mekynism before.

I don't even know if "Snake Eater" is my jam.

I hate this fucking fight! It makes me wanna… do it again.

Smelly! Smells like diet soda.

Flavor me up, daddy!

heard nothing but bad things about Cox.

Am I a kitty?

I am white in the hole.

Thank you for running a train on me, I appreciate it.

I could be whipping and bootycheeking everybody?

Us horse-murderers gotta stick together!

it’s a goddamn goon-maxx show over here

He read me like a fucking fiddle!

That’s what good pasta sounds like.

Ain’t no rights for squatters.

Thank you for the piss, Dave!

I’m collecting ovaries!

I try my best to glaze the chat.

Give us milk!

Get fun!

You wanna gush together?

I'm in my attitude era.

Two inches had better be a lot of inches.

Preparation H is good for the hole.

I’m also white, in case you didn’t know.

De-stream, de-stress, de-cock!

Oh shit, look at this giant hole! Look at this big ass hole, brother!

Holy shit, what the hell’s in me?

I’ve never microwaved my tea

I'm sick and gross

I just got an arrow in my ass!

I like that these things can bleed.

I gotta start pissing in my eyes

Sometimes this place is piss-shit-skintag central, I know

Oh god, is it cum?

Don’t worry, I’ll go to your stump! I’ll go to your stump!

Time to make this ball bleed!

Nooo, I'm being fucked

I got that good internet to suck you off

Heheheheh, get sucked on!

I'm a slut for trying things, ya know?

Holy asshole!

Maybe it's too wet for me

Oh my god, these guys bleed jizz.

Holy shituckey!

Look at them coming!

I’m inside it! I’m in his ring of pain!

I only wear socks, honestly, to make my feet feel like shit

Why are your nipples so big?

I like weird feelings.

I’m hot! I’m sexy! I’m dying!

Oh god, he’s still hitting me from the back!

Owie! Daddy, daddy, daddy, noooo!!

I'm a completely oblivious person

Stop spitting on me bro.

The sewers make me piss

That was a girthy fart.

You're lucky I need money

Give me mushrooms or give me death

Oh no, I'm getting sucked

Am I blind? Is that my problem?

I'm just a rotting corpse right now

I hate these shrimp guys, man.

I think I've been blessed by the hair gods

Congratulations, girth! Party on, Girth.

Bustin' makes me feel good

Gang gang!

If someone tells you they like birds, they’re lying.

I'm not nun'd up.

Sleep's lame. Sleep's overrated.

I'm a stormy boi

I think God is okay with running.

I wanna get caked up!

I went to hell at one point

Is that a 19th century sex doll?

Shut up Satan, you damn heathen!

He just turned that boy into salsa!

This game is extremely philosophical. And sometimes you just wanna fart!

On the day of thy lord, we shall relig.

Are we talking about Chris Pine’s nipples right now?

Sometimes you like it salty.

Can I take my clothes off to do this?

I'm making it sexy

I like a thin ass

We're trying to get an angle on my crotch.

That’s some good ass water.

Oh my god it feels so good! oh my GOD it feels so GOOD rubbing my eyeball!

Oh she’s licking her asshole, this is perfect.

I think I would choose… the penis.

Prepare to see more buttholes.

A butthole a day, keeps the bots paid.

I don’t fuckin’ read!

Take steroids all you want.

Gimme your seed!

it's not hard to find bombs

I don’t like the milk though, I like having fairies.

it’s almost time to take off our feet

we like a good head

Also my cat scratched my face, that’s not spaghetti sauce.

I’m not a big pea guy.

Everyone’s got large fairies.

I wanna throw ass…!

Mm, I love cream!

I’d give’em all my fluids. my spit, my jizz….my plasma, my blood.

My feet are off. Grippers out!

I just got the absolute best sucking

Fuck fish

it's all clogged up down there

Rob's got the magic farts

Get in the goddamn hole, you fuck

How do I know where the holes are gonna be?

What that hole doin'?

I laid a bomb up my butthole!

This pot is gonna be the end of me

I bet Leon’s got a nice butthole.

That thing would take a clit right off.

I'm not even a gripper guy in the first place, let alone a granny gripper.

I am up to my gills in piss right now

I wanna see the size of that hand’s wiener.

Well guys, it's dark in here.

Take em out back and shoot em. Your teeth that is.

You dead? Do you need to die?

Where's my item? Where's my coochie blessing?

Bless me with your coochie.

Winning is a good thing.

Let's go in this dark hole! Nothing bad has ever happened from going into a dark, cavernous, hole...

Open wide mother fucka!

Hold on now, I'm going sicko mode!

It’s okay to make people cry.

The good old days when you got to throw your poop out of the window. Ah, the good old days…

Don't get between a man and his white cream sauce, OK?

I'm not gonna blow clouds, but blow Cloud? He's a handsome guy

He takes different damage in the butthole

I got crabs

You can't deny the vagina lips

I need to be at my most primal state when dealing with a chungus of a turd

I thought I was inside of ‘em

If you ain’t cheating, you ain’t trying.

I think I hit puberty again.

That’s not boobies.

Never stop the tits.

Yeah dude shut up, let me make pizza.

I'm gonna be lubing sixty five of these.

Thin, but pleasurable.

I don't wanna get lube all over my desk

Truly one of the seven wonders of the earth. The clean shitter.

You fucking crack head.

I don't think anyone in the stream is a crackhead, except for...

I recognised who you were, you little freak.

I’m discharging, I’m discharging!

We will find the cure to baldness

I’m just a normal bald worker.

I was snappin' a little too much neckage

I feel like I'm literally eating Leon's ass

Uh oh I broke my neck

I like to make their head explode. Know what I'm saying?

Can I get lucky?

I’m a slut for glasses.

Im bare back.

They need to stop that. It gets me too aroused too early.

we penetrating baby, we penetrating baby!

I wanna slide something down my throat

mean after I bring the raptor to pound town" - Mek

I love edging my balls.

They hit mah ball!

I love a good schlong.

Okay, so, the ball can go in the goo.

I'm not a man of pride. I don't give a fuck

Kick her osteoporosis knees out from under her

"all my holes are in good working condition"

I love big hairy men.

I wanna fill peoples holes for a living.

More cumrags!

Ahhh! I got sausage on my table!

Call that the flip six three hole cork screw!

I like the idea of walls of meat... just flesh walls

I’m just fucking diseased, everybody!

I did not take my grippers off

Jokes on them…Gas is my kink.

Yeah I doodoo it.

I’ve never had five guys.

Shout out to all the Greeks in chat, for being phlegm-forward.

I don’t wanna play with anybody, I wanna play with myself.

I need sodium. SODIUM!!

Thank you everybody for the five bucks.

I can't put dick in the thing

They've had a whole life of fucking

My Balls are so large!

Oh my god, it's so big! It's getting in the way of me seeing things

I think I might be making a bad choice here, everybody.

I'm the biggest pisser there is

Every time I jump I shit a little bit.

Lemme get to the next toilet and I'll bop it.

Listen, I got the power to flick, ok?

I just want dick! Can ya blame me?

I could just play the sounds of someone stroking it.

I'm going to suck on a tampon before i lose my junk - Mekynism

I'm not for the whole letting people live thing

We're just little piss factories.

I can spit on Americans from where I live

My ankles are so supple.

Not anymore, daddy!

Get that moist momma into the game!

Get that bedpan bahama mama in there

More lotion, I wanna be extra slippery today.

Keep talking about feet, everybody. Feet feet feet feet feet feet feet!

My deepest darkest secret; I actually do love feet.

We gotta normalize cunt.

Oh shit, is that cum?

I just broke the laws of the Geneva Convention

who’s the pussy now, pussy?

You blow me, I'll blow you

I'm basically the funniest guy on the planet

I was in the shower today and I thought about granny… for no particular reason.

This is sucks!

I can feel the flavour of that in my loins

I've gotta play with it more.

Stop trying to find my face.

I wanna know what it feels like to be completely empty

Oh! My cock!

That was probably somebody's fetish.

Just a lil wet over here.

UNFUCK MEEE!

We all need a good cuckin' sometimes

I'm not giving away my snake

I just wanna see his fucking thicc back

In cheese we trust.

We could make babies in here.

I bet that if you had jizz it would taste great

I need you to look at my mouth, okay?

Guys, this game is Asian as hell!

I love having little shits

What up, gooch-guzzlers?

are you sprinkling it on my face? are you feeding it to me?

ALFIIIE!

I want my French boyfriend back!

I don't wanna wash my goddamn hands!

I kinda wanna post all my poops on Facebook

I just punched that kid in the fucking face!

We should end the human race

Don't stick your dick in a hot pocket. I'm gonna tell you this right now as someone with experience, don't do it.

No stroking in my chat

I wonder what that would feel like in the peehole.

You think if you put enough kinetic sand in your weiner and brought some kinetic sand close to it, it would pull it out?

Man, kids are so stupid

I'm sorry I didn't mean to cuck you so hard.

This is quite the hand job

I have feet for hands

I'm just asking cause there's been a trend of fuckable popcorn buckets!

I enjoy some good dumb

You son of a... did I taste good?

I bought a couple of tanks

I want to take a shower with my friends!

I just got came on

Gimme that gerbil! Put it in my butt!

We don't clean our feet because we piss on them

Gimme that asshole! Gimme that butt, gimme that booty!

Welcome to my goon dungeon!

Welcome to the goon grove.

I'm a dog! I'm a dog!!

It promotes tunneling!

Oh, Leon's here. I wanna bite Leon's ass!

I bit Leon's butthole.

I got your butthole!

I'd let him take me to turkey town.

I don't care if he's simping for me! I'm his dad and I'm gonna show him!

I have daddy issues. I still have time to become a stripper.

Listen... Don't suck your friends, only suck strangers.

He doesn't get the honor of being in me.

Hey, I'd like to chomp on your hairy balls real good

Over here we got 2-sexy authentication

I'm gonna piss on your head. Piss, piss, piss, piss, piss

I just gave a whole bunch to my toilet

I have to flop my way up

I'm not starting revolution, ok? I want that to be clear

I have to flick the fish?

You don't have a lot of direction when you're flopping.

Guys I'm flopping all over the goddamn place!

I see balls everywhere, I'm a ball-seeing man

I saved it, I didn't save it! Oh god, I saved it

I'm gonna get a facial after stream

The integrity of my egg is dwindling

I'm a toilet egg, baby!

Sometimes dreams are hopeless...!

If I didn't have arms.. I know for a fact my friend group..we're besties..we would jerk each other off if we had to.

I don't like oreos.

I think oreos suck.

I need to be looking at feet more.

I think my hatred of feet is starting to turn around.

I like how he shoots balls of purple jizz out of his chest

That's my demon dick!

Maybe its cocaine! That would be nice.

I can swallow a lot of things

Do I have a bondage thing?

I can have it, I'm just gonna be shitting for hours.

have a belly button fetish

Listen, did I want him to die? Sure!

Its probably some sort of goo.

Do Spacemarines have weiners?

They're probably smelling my hot dog feet.

We always pump each other up.

Is it cheating if it's a robot?

You gotta match your cocks

Your pussy is your crack.

I got a hurting pussy.

I was talking about sex toys.

I'm guessing he's in this vagina canyon up here. Right?

I bet ya he died gooing all over the place

What you gonna do when they goo for you?' I don't know, maybe open my mouth

I like a warm tip

Is my butt ripped?

Listen, sin off. Get your sin on

If you don't put explicitly on the box "don't put your weiner in it", how am I supposed to know?

There are still dogs out there. I really should have my gun out

Buds who goon together stay together

When in doubt, hole it out.

I have to make sure I watch what I'm doing with my hands.

I like the emphasis on the P

uwu be my daddy.

I think I'd let him eat my butthole.

It's so wet in here.

All the dildos I throw out...

Isn't there PP around here somewhere?

Put the plastic in my balls!

Happy day to all those who like boobs and cocks.

Don't do math, do meth. Methynism says so.

It's easy to do meth. I'd smoke meth for five million dollars. I'd take the risk.

300 bits! Not quite enough to make me do meth but getting me well on the way!

Do you think I could put meth on my Throne™️?

My poops are pretty artistic.

Looks like I got my freaking bee-dick in front of the screen.

Erase me, cuz.

I'm a funny guy, I just wish more people would see that ya know.

How does my fart smell, Mister Frank?

I like when you can sense a fart bouncing off walls.

The best farts propel you off the ground.

I'm being DBD'd!

I'm gonna give him a whole rack of weiners again.

Am I Canadian? Am I American? What am I?

What if you have like a nippleroid?

He took cum pills and he got the tentacles

Oh, she's stuck in the cum!

I'm never playing RE6 again. Hold me to that.

This is the piss corner of Twitch!

Oh god, Michael Jackson is back.

What in the blasphemy is this?

Did I just throw my constipation at them?

I'm growing too fast. I can't control my growth!

Let's watch Rob eat that sausage.

That sounds like constipation. I don't want my magical power to be constipation.

We support proper butt health here.

We're all a little freaaakayyy.

Sometimes I go through the pain and suffering.

Ultra PP

Where's the loners at?

We got a boner for loners.

What that tentacle do?

Rip and tear my pisshole!

Look at me! I'm the biggest Steam shill there is!

Sorry for so much of my stream being taken up by shitting!

it legal to ship piss?

do not have a scat fetish or a piss fetish

Kaitsu remember when I doxxed you by accident?

Pinky toes are cringe.

I wonder if there's a buttplug out there that's just a big toe...there's gotta be!

Maybe I'm just a freak

Pee on my nuts.

They're getting better at spitting!

Lisa got that nurse thing going on. That goes a long way.

Boobs. Mouth.

OH dead kids, hahahahahah!

Say hello to my penis!

Oh baby, a triple!

Ooooh, we got a hole!

Get it in, Kaitsu. Get it in!

45 would be male... boob. Male boob.

When all else fails, stab it with a knife

I think I'm on drugs

Stop spitting! Start swallowing!

Piss in public pools, not baths

Listen, I AM weird

Cody does love a good cunt.

You know what? We're all whores of something

Yeah James, just spread your legs and pull it down ya idiot!

oh yeah the angry nurses probably have nice toes...probably have nice feet.

I listen to Joe Rogan.

Really bricks me up just looking at it.

You guys are fuckin' up my life

I’d probably get naked, I’d get naked. I’d rather be naked fighting these monster than wearing saggy ass wet pants the entire time

Do you think he makes cock noises?

Eggs, eggs!

That looks like two lightning tits!

I'm gonna drink some coffee, and maybe after stream I'll shit it all out

I've been foreskinned twiced.

Ya like rawdoggin'?

he's chokin' on ma baaaalls!

Oh cock, oh cock, oh cock, oh cock... Toy Story, Toy Story, Toy Story, Toy Story!

Dick talk O'clock

You just wanna see some frickin' Hulk cock. Is that so much to ask for?

I can't even really see my feet

Mmmm lather me up, put that butter on my nipples.

Get grindin'. Grind on!

I think the scariest part... is the guy with the butthole. If he comes back...

I can't even fuckin' read

My shed has a glory hole

I got off.

I'll suck your weiner! I'll suck your weiner, stop!

"Void," That's the nickname for my butthole

This guy's on that crack rock!

I wanna lay in a coffin

I got enough holes that can be penetrated

This is the most filled anus I've ever seen in my entire life.

just tug on it

What could possibly happen inside these colons?

No, I wanna get less funked!

Some people live by the cuck, die by the cuck. Y'know?

I edge all day.

This is new age edge, ok? And it's pretty good